The 2006 Dating Round Up

If I were to analyze my dating successes in the most detached, analytical way possible, I might say 2006 didn't really pan out for me. Here I am, without a special (human) winter friend, once again.

However, I've been in a really solid relationship with Netflix since May. After Meg introduced us, we started at two movies at a time. I think I'm ready to have Netflix come over more frequently-three movies at a time. It's big step, but it's worth it. Netflix has been so reliable. And even though it makes me cry sometimes, I laugh, too. No one else knows what I'm most likely to enjoy...

As for the people, I banked a few first dates, had the most awkward clown encounter of my adult life, and even dated a perfectly nice but smelly guy for a couple months. This year has been a real eye opener in dating strategy. The online stuff isn't for me. I'm not in the mood for the "told you so"ers today, either... Let me make my own mistakes Mom.

With Meg ushering in the Year of the Man, 2007 should be a little more interesting. Maybe her new experience will jumpstart the dating careers of all the Disaster Relief ladies. Maybe 2007 will be the year of meeting real people at real places. Maybe I have to practice making eye contact and smiling at people now.

I'm sorry Netflix... you've had me to yourself all this time. While I've really enjoyed our time together, I think we need some time apart. There's a big world to discover. Let's do just that, only not with each other. You're a great service. Oh, Netty! Don't cry your online tears. It's going to be okay. You have such an incredible technical support team. I'll always think fondly of you. And if you ever need anything, don't be afraid to pick up the high speed internet connection. I'm here.